Alternately titled: the value of getting off the internet for five fucking minutes here and there. I am no fan of the genre of essays where a platinum-blonde platinum […]
First Times
I recently read Guy Branum’s spectacular memoir “My Life as a Goddess,” and it is a side-splittingly funny book when it isn’t busily breaking your heart. Though I love memoir […]
The Bingo Card
In a Christmas evening conversation with my dear friend Joe Wadlington, when we were deep in bourbon and eggnog and good cheer, he mentioned a concept to me that I […]
Antler Review: November
I read some fantastic and original stuff in November! “Rain and the Designs of Your Body” by J. M. Guzman showed up in Fireside this month, sounding like nothing and […]
Submissions Stats 2018
I sent out 31 pieces this year: one novel one novella 23 short stories four essays two pieces of satire I received 33 rejections in 2018. I sold: one novel […]
Ten Rules for Novelists
Ten rules for novelists: 1. Put on lipstick and a cute bralette before you start. 2. Write in whatever mode fits the story. If it stops fitting, rewrite. 3. Every […]
Antler Review: October
This month has been hard as hell and most of the things I’ve loved reading during this veil-thin season of burning hearts in the fog have matched that mood completely. […]
Harpy in Flight
“Dr. Lecter takes up the bright tabloid from a pile of parchment and looks at the picture of Clarice Starling on the cover, touches her face with his finger. The […]
Antler Review: September
September was a rough month. Well, you know. You were there. We Septembered together. We shivered and shook and collectively re-processed old trauma. But there were good things too. Bright […]
Cover Reveal: The Book of Flora
The first time I saw this cover, I saw a dozen different things in it. I saw the way the road becomes a river, and how that reflects the way […]